Background information
Feature films Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Television programs
Video games
Park attractions Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin
Portrayed by
Portrayed by
Voice David Lander
Performance model
Honors and awards
Character information
Full name
Other names Wise Guy
Personality Snide, gossipy, and selfish.
Appearance Brown-furred weasel wearing a light pink zoot suit
Occupation Leader of the Toon Patrol
Affiliations Toon Patrol
Goal Kill Roger Rabbit
Home Toontown
Allies Judge Doom, Greasy, Wheezy, Stupid, Psycho
Enemies Roger Rabbit, Eddie Valiant, Bugs Bunny, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Lola Bunny
Dislikes Other Tune Patrol members laughing
Powers and abilities
Weapons Revolver
Fate Kicked in the groin, sent flying into vat of Dip
Quote "One of these days, you're all gonna die laughing."

Smarty ("Smart Ass" in the credits), voiced by David L. Lander, is the leader of the weasels, and ranked a sergeant by Judge Doom. He has brown fur and wears a light pink double headed zoot suit coat with a gold chain in the left pocket, a white dress shirt with a reddish pink, bedjewelled tie, a light pink zoot hat and a darker pink rimband and spats on his feet. His weapon of choice is a revolver, though in the bar scene he is shown threatening Eddie Valiant with a switchblade. He commits a malapropism almost every time he speaks, such as when he says that a tip on Roger's whereabouts has been "corrugated" (corroborated) by several sources. Smart Ass proves to be the most disciplined of the weasels, as he has more control over his laughter and tries his best to get his cohorts to follow suit. He is third weasel to die, but unlike the others weasels, prolonged laughter was not the cause for his demise. Smart Ass dies when Eddie kicks him in the groin, sending him flying into the vat of dip.

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