Kourtney "Unbothered Goddess" Kardasim is a fictional character who primarily appears in SimgmProductions' "The Kardasims" series of videos. Kourtney is mostly seen being disinterested and detached and always speaks in a monotonous, deadpan voice. She is the first-born of her sisters, Kimand Khloe, and runs the "Who's the Smartest" segment on The Kardasim Podcast. She, like the rest of the Kardasim-Simmer family, is based on the Kardashian-Jenner family; specifically Kourtney Kardashian.
She is the successful founder and CEO of the company No No No. The company produces the highest quality of boxes made in a assortment of vibrant and beautiful colors. Many of these magical boxes have amazing features, like having a giant beautiful mansion inside of them (No No No Box Mansion Deluxe Supreme) or teleporting you to a random location (No No No Blackest Box), while other boxes are just for decoration.
Appearance[]
Kourtney has brown-colored eyes and straight black hair. She is most likely the only sister who hasn't received any cosmetic surgeries, though, in a recent podcast episode, Kourtney, like her younger sisters, makes "small dentist visits."
- Her sim uses The Kardashians - Kourtney Kardashian as a base
- Her hair featured in most videos is The Raonsims 103 Hair
Personality[]
The most intelligent of her sisters, Kourtney is widely known for being unbothered. The only negative emotions Kourtney can show are disgust and anger. Still, it's very hard to concern Kourtney. She is also known for her vanity, constantly complimenting herself and insulting her family members. Kourtney has a love-hate relationship with her two sisters Kim and Khloe, mostly due to their low intellectuality and differing opinions. A recurring gag is Kourtney mocking their "fake asses". However, during times of disagreement, Kourtney is often shown to side with Khloe over Kim, particularly when the latter makes an idiotic statement.
Despite being smarter than her other siblings, Kourtney is deceitful and conniving and seems to forget - or prefer not - to use her common sense, often starting mischief for her own amusement and benefit even if it means causing harm. Because of this, Kourtney has an extensive criminal record which she occasionally boasts about.
It is also rumored that Kourtney is possessed by a demon, which, if this is true, must have been passed down from Kris Simmer. Is a scammer and has been charged for 2nd degree murder!
However, many times she has shown concern/compassion for someone like their mother Kris, who in Kardashians in Bird Box, expressed shock at her supposed assault. But usually this concern can take a complete 180 as she would insult her and or agree with her sisters.
Special Abilities[]
- Invincibility From Injuries
- She can fall from high distances and immediately stand up unscathed.
- Weapon Intelligence
- She is skilled with both a knife and a pistol. However, she will occasionally injure someone other than her intended victim.
- Intelligence
- She is thought to be far more intelligent than her younger siblings.
- Literally Doesn't Care
- The power to not care aids Kourtney in staying calm in terrifying situations. This is usually companied by her saying "No".
- Object Summoning
- She flung a magic burrito at someone.
- She shares this with Kim Kardasim.
- Master Manipulator
- Seen mostly in the "Diva Power" series it's shown that Kourtney is a master manipulator that aide her to keeping people away from voting her or others.
- This means she knows how people "tick" as seen with (De) Nicki Manaj for the most part trusts her more than the other two sisters.
- Butchering
- During Kardashians in Bird Box, Kourtney can butcher, prepare, and cook birds. It's unknown if she can prepare a variety of animals.
- Combat Mastery
- It's unknown if she had formal training but Kourtney is capable of handling herself in hand to hand combat.
Weaknesses[]
Due to her lack of a "fake ass", she has no weaknesses that is is shared among her sisters, Kim Kardasim and Khloe Kardasim.
- While "Literally Doesn't Care" is a effective method to keep her calm, at times it can end in her death. This is seen in Kardashians In Friday The 13th as she was crushed while saying "No".
Criminal Activity[]
- 5x Justifiable Homicide ("Kardashians in The Purge", "Kardashians and the Sorcerer’s Stone", “Kardashians in the Wild West”)
- 3x First Degree Murder (Class A Felony) (“Kardashians in High School”, “We Had An Imposter Among Us”)
- 1x Involuntary Manslaughter (“Kardashians In Titanic)
- 2x Attempted Manslaughter (Class D Felony) (“Kardashians in the Hunger Games”, “Kardashians in the Wild West”)
- 4x Arrests (“Kardashians at a Grocery Store, Kardashians in High School, Kardashians at a Fast Food Job”, Kardashians in the Stone Age”)
- 1x Inciting a Riot (Class E Felony) ("Kardashians at a Fast Food Job")
- 1x Armed Robbery (Class D Felony) (“Kardashians in the Wild West”)
- 2x Second-Degree Robbery (Class G Felony) ("Poor for a Day", “Getting Possessed and Ugly Crying [Not News]")
- 2x Arson (1 First-Degree, Class D Felony, 1 Second-Degree, Class G Felony) ("Kardashians as Substitute Teachers for a Day", “Kardashians at the Night Club”)
- 1x Espionage (Class Y Felony) (Kim’s Dangerous Factory)
- 1x Identity Fraud (Class G Felony) (Kardashians in the Stone Age)
- 1x First-Degree Trespassing (Class 2 Misdemeanor) (Kardashians Stranded in the Desert)
- 3x Shoplifting (Class 3 Misdemeanor)("Kardashians at a Grocery Store", “Salad Thief (Mentioned)”, Kardashians on a Road Trip”)
- 1x Threat of Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Class A1 Felony) (Kardashians in the Wild West)
- 9x Assault and Battery (Class 2 Misdemeanor) (“Kardashians Do An Escape Room”, “Kardashians in Therapy”, “Kardashians in Paranormal Activity”, “Kardashians Running from Zombies”, “Kardashians Stay Five Nights at Freddy’s”, “Kardashians in the Matrix”, "Kardashians and the Prisoner of Azkaban")
- 1x Reckless Driving (Class 2 Misdemeanor) + Class 4 Felony for sending a teacher into a coma, Class I Felony in property damage (“Kardashians and the Chamber of Secrets”)
- 2x Vehicular Hijacking (Class A Felony) (“Kardashians and the Chamber of Secrets”, “World’s Worst Cop”)
In total, Kourtney has:
18 Felonies (3x Convicted)
14 Misdemeanors (1x Convicted)
If convicted of all charges, Kourtney would face a minimum sentence of 171 years in prison.