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AwesomeAlfonso13 is the titular main protagonist of the adult animated comedy web series AwesomeAlfonso as well one of the main characters (alongside Johnny and Pio). He is the stick figure counterpart of Alfonso Rebong.
He is a reckless, absent-minded, and immoral red stick figure who is almost never takes anything seriously. He is Pio and David's best friend, Rafaeluscus' twin brother, the whole universe's avatar, King Red's arch-nemesis, Ms Purple's boyfriend, and the member of The 13 Group. Alfonso is an immensely reckless, persistent and troublemaking person, befitting the comedic nature of the series. He is also likes to drink Coca-Cola, involving his sibling rivalry with Rafaeluscus, skateboarding, and having an egotistical attitude, but at the same time. He has played several antagonistic roles, and had some serious flaws. He is one of the arch-enemies of King Red (alongside Reginald Destroyer). He is also sometimes reckless, He is originally presented as a anti-hero, but later in the series, he was mostly presented as a protagonist villain and sometimes full antagonist.
He is voiced by the show creator's Alfonso Rebong, who also voiced Johnny and other various characters in the show.
Roles[]
He is the main protagonist of Season 1, one of the main protagonists (alongside Johnny and Pio) of Season 2-4 and The Collection of Redemption. He also serves as the main protagonist in GlysomeGro Day Rappy Corruption: Reimagined, one of the three deuteragonists (alongside Big Martin and Banelard) of the Revival, and one of the two deuteragonists (alongside Pio) in The End.
He is one of the three main antagonists of Indie Awesome, serving as the main protagonist of Season 5 and The YouTube Arc, the major character in Breaking Banelard, One of the two main protagonists (alongside Johnny) of Season 6 and The Lawsuit Arc.
He serves as one of the main protagonists of Season 7, He is also the anti-heroic main protagonist of AwesomeAlfonso Night Funkin' and FlipaClip's GlysomeGro 2, being the tritagonist of IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT and WESTERN COLA, and the secondary antagonist of The Notebook Spy Mission.
Appearance[]
AwesomeAlfonso13 appears like all other simple red stickmen; a red stickfigure with white eyes and mouth he even wears a glasses and a red beanie.
Personality[]
AwesomeAlfonso13 can be described as a "clumsy teenager". AwesomeAlfonso13 is fairly lazy, mischievous, foul-mouthed, reckless, arrogant, selfish, occasionally absent-minded and irresponsible person who goes around all the time drinking cola, getting into chaos, and swearing at everybody.
Although Alfonso is fairly clumsy, he is notably persistent and more reckless and sometimes chooses to act stupidly. This often leads to moments of injuries, including jumping into a burning pool of Cola, nearly getting bit by Vampire Pio on numerous occasions, and generally unaware putting himself into incredibly dangerous situations such as pressing several random buttons in Peel's lab or not realizing when he is in danger. He is often prone to making foolish decisions, like using white paint on a cannon which destroys the fence, he takes off the sweater even though it can save his life from danger while King Red is there to get him. However, the latter scenario could also suggest that Alfonso may occasionally lack a sense of self preservation, possibly brought on as a result of his own reckless nature. He has many moments of laziness, arrogance, and being an overall jerk, however, and willing to help his friends in need.
Alfonso's extreme laziness has made him a hater of socializing (though it was temporary) and exercising. He also sometimes refuses to help his friends, family, and other people, even in life-or-world-threatening, situations unless, convinced, blackmailed, or threatened, making him somewhat of a sociopath with little empathy for others. Aldo he is irresponsible as he stops the Shy Guys to Take over the world. he refused to stop the Dingus Destroyer Military from causing chaos in Philippines due to his selfish acts, despite the Dingus Destroyer Military's genocidal tendencies. Alfonso is (like the comic character Deadpool) a "perfect murder" since severely killed many Zombehs alongside Johnny, Pio and Peel where it showcasing him being aggressive and homicidal.
In earlier episodes, Alfonso was sometimes displayed with self-centered and sadistic behavior such as willfully injuring Peel to try and win over Kim, not caring about Pio being stuck in a zombie infested train station, abandoning Pio after his arm was bitten off by a zombie, grieving over the loss of a Coke machine to Pio's zombie horde rather than mourning over Peel's death, torturing Rafaeluscus ruthlessly with a pole-dancing chicken and a trash-talking parrot for not owning him money and willfully shoving Johnny into a dangerous set of booby traps lethally injuring him. However, this aspect of Alfonso's personality has disappeared in later episodes.
Alfonso is also a rather cruel prankster, as where he ruthlessly pranked Jacob in a flashback. The Anti-Jacob personality did not take these pranks well, claiming it was all the more reason to kill Alfonso and the others. He is sometimes shown to be just a cowardly and wimpy as Rafaeluscus, usually trying to back down from fights from powerful opponents.
Alfonso also tends to be very rude, sarcastic, disobedient, and mean. he used to flipping off people when he insulted them. He constantly does things that other people tell him not to which often causes problems for his friends and sometimes the world, though this behavior might be attributed to curiosity, he then does some of the immoral things he has done. Like driving recklessly by causing chaos and being chased by the police, vandalizing in the gang neighborhoods, stealing the Tunisian Diamond, and killing a bunch of people by getting Modern Flame War along with Johnny. However he can often being disrespectful and misogynistic towards women out frustration.
He is also short-tempered and somewhat destructive, due to his repeated failures drove him getting annoyed easily, and always lashes out at people (including his brother Rafaeluscus) when he reaches his breaking point, which also leads to his infamous quote "WHAT THE HONK!". Alfonso is also a sore loser, can be very demanding and stubborn. Usually, whenever he gets slightly annoyed or angry, like when he got a "crappy" or "shitty" item or his YouTube videos get ruined by everyone (mostly Rafaeluscus), he openly makes a comment to showcase his rage.
Alfonso also has a very strong love for Cola as in a flashback, he had ordered 8 Kegs of Cola though his order was mixed up with his nemesis and sort of counterpart Alfonuardo's order of Diet Coke, he orders 2 gallons of Cola from the waitress in Bob's Diner. This shows he has a huge obsession with Coca Cola, he also has a love for Doritos.
His biggest flaw is his fuel of comedic rants at everyday annoyances and lack of common sense, something to which he created a YouTube channel TheAwesomeAlfonso to get GlysomeGro's attention and surpass his level of popularity. Alfonso seems to suffer from memory problems, which his friends assume that he has because of his stupidity. However, the real reason is that Reginald Destroyer has manipulated his memories to the extent that he forgets (or misremembers) important events in his life. He admits, although he sometimes calls himself "smart". Though not as dumb as the likes of Pio or Martin, Alfonso apparently did not know how to do divide or any numbers like 9 + 10 until Baldi taught him math and had also forgotten reading or how to count despite having been able to do so in earlier episodes. This also leads to him having short-term memory loss, constantly forgetting vital information. This idiocy annoys and even downright angers his friends, especially Johnny and Jacob, and they often mock him, berating him for his foolish decisions, and even getting physical on him (sometimes disproportionate), as well as insulting him with slurs and names (such as “moron”, “dumbass”, and “retard”) which leads him to assault, murder, theft them until he gets arrested several times.
He is also very arrogant and egotistical where he acts like an entitled narcissist most of the time and is very selfish in general, which leads to him have a massive ego. When not tamed properly, his ego can drive him to do some pretty jerky things. Alfonso have a short-lived jealousy towards him before he realizes he is wrong. His ego also explains his relationship with Krysten; the fact that Krysten is so effortlessly criticizes and drives Alfonso to expose him for being scummier than he lets on, his ego also makes him very impulsive.
He appears to have Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, a few sociopathic tendencies, Antisocial Personality Disorder, and Intermittent Explosive Disorder.
Normally being a reckless moron, Alfonso can be smarter at times than he seems. Alfonso's first notable moment of intelligence where he was able to figure out that he and GlysomeGro and would fall all the way down to King Red's bouncy castle from space, when he finds himself unable to walk without slipping due to the floor being covered in ink, he uses an Inkling to skate back to the non-ink covered areas of the floor. Alfonso used a green pillow as a decoy for the Green Crewmate to trick Xenomorph disguised as the Brown Impostor from being deprived from his gun, he can be aware (at times) by realizing that he or his friends is in danger. In recent episodes, Alfonso seems to have completely disappeared, where his intelligent side is more prominent: he relied on intelligence instead of his usual violence to solve his problems. He is also good at rapping until he gets blue balled all the time.
The cruelest side of him is shown when he acquired the YouTube Remote that Susan Wojcicki dropped. Alfonso completely abused the device on everyone; friends, family citizens, all without regretting what happened to them, (including getting an electric eel biting Rafael's crotch and sending Krysten into the Internet Graveyard which he then quipped that "nothing of value was lost"). Even after the remote broke, causing time to stop, Alfonso continued to torture characters like they were playthings. Alfonso is also shown to go mad with power, where he turned the Philippine Kingdom Government into a fascist government, which cost the lives of many citizens. However, he seems to have had a change of heart with this trait, no longer acting as cruelly as he did in said episode even when he reaches a certain degree of power.
In more recent episodes, Alfonso is often very kind, optimistic and caring towards others, showing concern for Johnny, he quickly regenerated Pio's arm with a healing gun after it was blasted off by Johnny, he gave Peel a warm welcome home and a hug, he was willing to save Christmas twice during the Zanta Claws trilogy, he worried about Pio's safety, he tried to feed a mostly limbless zombie candy floss (Alfonso mistook him for a suffering starving individual) and he apologized to Alfonuardo for teasing him after losing an art contest.
Despite disliking and abusing him whenever Rafael annoyed him, he usually does care about Rafaeluscus by being protective whenever his brother gets bullied at times, Alfonso also chooses to save Rafael over the pizza. He also comforted David when he first lost the Clash Royale. He was extremely desperate to find and save David when he was abducted by Alfonso's former Anime Cartel boss Francis to extract his ink. At the end of the arc, Alfonso reveals that he is self-aware that he is a handful, but nonetheless, he still cares about his friends. He is also a creative individual, which is demonstrated by his talents as a musician and freestyle rapper. He usually likes ERECT remixes and dubstep he can even put his own twist on the songs of others in an instant. In The YouTube Arc, his closest friends were seemingly erased by Reginald Destroyer, leaving the red stick figure horrified and distraught. This is most on display during The Lawsuit Arc, where Alfonso drops all recklessness and works to save his friends from Lawyer Dude.
He's a massive jerk to not just towards his friends, but to anyone in general, being a flat out sociopath who is often callous towards other people and their feelings, doing stuff when he's not supposed to, and flipping people off.
He's shown to have arachnophobia, which is a strong fear of spiders. He may have acrophobia, where he has fear of heights and rollercoasters due his immaturity. He has another fear called autophobia, and extreme fear hatred of loneliness. In the former, Alfonso gets upset upon learning all his friends left him alone in the apartment for Christmas. To make up for it, he makes crude makeshift gang where his friends were gone, he loses his temper and later on his sanity from having nobody to talk, causing the latter becoming extremely psychotic and abusive towards nearly everyone that he goes insane and making them in hell, despite his arrogance moments that he truly does care his friends by the way.
Like his counterpart, He refers to people who have gone insane as "cuckoo-crazy". He is sometimes as a mostly horrible, and sometimes almost irredeemably malicious jerk in some older videos.
Alfonso hates the idea of Ghost Wayne getting killed from before Wayne's arrival. In the end, he becomes extremely upset when Wayne Smith came back from the dead as they reunited again.
As of Krysten's Sussy Notebook, he returned to his default personality of being ruthless, violent, impulsive, egotistical, short-tempered, callous, and sadistic when he brought the titular notebook to Ray at Casino Cola.
Powers and Abilities[]
- Intelligence (sometimes)
- Multiple Lives
- Superhuman strength
- Pyrokinesis
- Agility
- Mischief
- CAPturing
- Superhuman Speed
- Superhuman Reflexes
- Superhuman Durability
- Hand-to-Hand Skill
- Cartoon Psychics
- Anaerobic Functioning
- Master manipulation
- Trash talking
- Rapping skills
- Hacking skills
- Fighting skills
- Head Removal
- Dancing
- Alfonso Ball Powers
- Awesome Bomb
- Swordsmanship
- Regeneration
- Annoyance
- Mind Control Resistance
- Teleportation/Peace Out
Quotes[]
- "What the HONK!" - AwesomeAlfonso13's most famous catchphrase
- "Cuz I'm awesome!" - AwesomeAlfonso13.
- "It's time for our destiny!" - AwesomeAlfonso13 to Pio and Johnny.
- "The perfect murder" - AwesomeAlfonso13.
- "GOD DAMMIT!" - Several episodes, first used in "13 Battle Royale.
- "WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?!" - AwesomeAlfonso13.
- "Cola Head." - AwesomeAlfonso13's catchphrase.
- " (auto-tuned) Yo Johnny! I just found you a new girlfriend & a girl for your girlfriend. (normal voice) And you can go home." - AwesomeAlfonso13.
- "What's that over there?" - AwesomeAlfonso13 before pushing Johnny into a lethal trap.
- "You ended my friends. I'am so F*CKING DONE WITH YOU! I will rip your sh*tty mustache, you're military base, and you're F*CKING F*CK F*CK F*CK RIGHT-HAND MAN!" - AwesomeAlfonso13's breakdown before he angrily attacks Reginald Destroyer after he deleted his friends.
- "I have no idea what am I talking about, I think I'm just in. [Whispering] feel in love with you." - AwesomeAlfonso13 confessing his love to Ms Purple.
- "We like trouble!" - AwesomeAlfonso13 expressing his like for causing mischief.
- "No, rape town is... is... never mind." - AwesomeAlfonso13's last words of the series.
Relationships[]
Friends:
- Pio (best friend)
- Johnny
- Peel (formerly)
- Ms Purple (girlfriend)
- Wayne Smith (mentor)
- Banelard
- Big Martin
- Jacob (frenemy)
- Benedict
- Krysten
- David (close friend)
- Rafaeluscus (twin brother)
- Mustache Sergeant
- GlysomeGro
- Gabriel
- Jack CopperZ
- Swagmaster69
- Chris
- Steve (at times)
- Player
- Pikachu (at times)
- Old Man Hobo
- Boyfriend
- Girlfriend
- Pico
- Mario
- SMG4
- Luigi
- Meggy
Enemies:
- King Red (arch-enemy)
- Reginald Destroyer
- Right-Hand Man
- Krysten (at times)
- Wayne Smith (formerly)
- Alfonuardo
- John and Pito
- Francis
- Jacob (at times)
- Hal Monitor
- Villager
- The Police (at times)
- Rafaeluscus (at times)
- Animatronics
- Grand Dad
- Zombehs
- Kermit the Frog
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Ninja
- Sarge
- Squirrel Soldiers
- Daddy Dearest
- Mommy Mearest
- Susan Wojcicki (mostly)
- Lawyer Dude
- Alfonso Head
Trivia[]
- Alfonso has a YouTube Channel called TheAwesomeAlfonso.
- Alfonso drinks a lot of Coca Cola.
- Alfonso Rebong made his character very reckless like Red from Dick Figures and Mario from SMG4 because he used a "lazy" and "self-centered" personality that would awesome.
- He even was not a fan of Diet Coke due to haven't got a diet yet.
- King Red hates Alfonso because he made him drop his sandwich.
- His favorite color is Red.
- Rafaeluscus is actually Alfonso's twin brother.
- Alfonso's "WHAT THE HONK!" catchphrase is a reference of Karl Jacob's infamous quote
- His character is based on Red from Dick Figures, Edd from Eddsworld, Player from GameToons, and Jack CopperZ from Stickman vs. series.
- Alfonso seems to enjoy playing Marvel's Spider-Man 2.
- It was revealed that the whole universe is Alfonso's avatar.
- He even wears a Beanie just like Player in GameToons.
- Also he committed various crimes which him more other than villainous.
- His favorite song is "Gangnam Style".