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| “ | Cuz I'm awesome! | „ |
| ~ AwesomeAlfonso13 |
| “ | WHAT THE HONK! | „ |
| ~ Alfonso when he is mad |
AwesomeAlfonso13 is the titular main protagonist of the adult animated stick figure comedy web series AwesomeAlfonso as well one of the main characters (alongside Johnny and Pio). He is the stick figure counterpart of Alfonso Rebong.
He is a reckless, overzealous, and immoral red stick figure who is Johnny and Pio's best friend, Rafaeluscus' twin brother, the whole universe's avatar, King Red's arch-nemesis, Ms Purple's boyfriend, and the member of The 13 Group.
Alfonso is an immensely immature, often clueless and troublemaking party maniac who is almost never takes anything seriously, befitting the comedic nature of the series. He is also likes to drink Coca-Cola, involving his sibling rivalry with Rafaeluscus, making puns, and going to several wacky adventures, but at the same time. He has played several antagonistic roles, and had some serious flaws. Alfonso proves capable of even an ounce of self-destructiveness and compassion. He cares very deeply about his friends, especially his best friends, and his brother Rafaeluscus. Alfonso is oftentimes self-aware of the stick figure world he lives in and uses this awareness to solve issues, he also includes several flashbacks that focus on his adolescent experiences and previous tumultuous relationships, offering insights into his past and the origins of his fears and insecurities. He is the archenemy of King Red and Reginald Destroyer. He is also sometimes reckless, He is originally presented as a anti-hero, but later in the series, he was mostly presented as a protagonist villain and sometimes full antagonist.
He is voiced by his real-life counterpart and creator of the show, Alfonso Rebong, who also voiced Johnny, Rafaeluscus, King Red, Reginald Destroyer The Raccoon, Right-Hand Man and other various characters in the show.
Roles[]
He is the main protagonist of Season 1, one of the main protagonists (alongside Johnny and Pio) of Season 2-4 and The Collection of Redemption, He is the main protagonist of AwesomeAlfonso vs. The World. He also serves as the main protagonist in GlysomeGro Day Rappy Corruption: Reimagined, one of the three deuteragonists (alongside Big Martin and Banelard) of the Revival, and one of the two deuteragonists (alongside Pio) in The End.
He is one of the three main antagonists of Indie Awesome, serving as the main protagonist of Season 5 and The YouTube Arc, the major character in Breaking Banelard, One of the two main protagonists (alongside Johnny) of Season 6 and The Lawsuit Arc.
He serves as one of the main protagonists of Season 7, He is also the anti-heroic main protagonist of AwesomeAlfonso Night Funkin' and FlipaClip's GlysomeGro 2, being the tritagonist of IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT and WESTERN COLA, and the secondary antagonist of The Notebook Spy Mission. He is the main protagonist of Season 8 and the PUZZLEVision Saga.
Biography[]
Early life[]
Alfonso was revealed to be an extra-terrestrial creature in AwesomeAlfonso: Origins. In simple terms, He gained his superhuman powers during his time in space. He saved Johnny by Alfonuardo's friends and bullies in preschool.
His catchphrase's simply "Cola Head", but on many occasions, He most infamous quotes are "WHAT THE HONK!", "Cuz I'm awesome", and even "Alfonso's gonna do something very illegal!". He made some various quotes in episodes.
6 years later, he was found and adopted by his unnamed parents where he met Rafaeluscus and Chloe and formed a bond with them (though Alfonso would occasionally mistreat Rafaeluscus). When he and Rafaeluscus attended elementary school, Alfonso was a pranking student after he had some fake cool memories, he gets bored and sleeps whenever having homework, which led to him get detention. He then does his rapping skills in the stage and got a A+ and received many F's in classes, He even become 1st place as his drawing is better than Alfonuardo but he got revenge on Alfonso by calling him in 2nd place. He also befriends Pio and Peel when they used to draw like WW2 and South Park. However he then later used drugs and becomes insane, He burned the whole school down which make look like a violent character.
At his first day at St. Stick's Catholic Junior High School, Alfonso got into a fight with three older boys. Alfonso lost the fight and was brought to the principal's office. Whilst waiting outside, Alfonso met Jayden, and over the next couple of days, Jayden constantly bothered Alfonso, and eventually became his friend.
Whilst at St. Stick's, Alfonso met Wayne Smith, who was signed up as his partner for a presentation in history class, and the two became friends, to which Wayne seemed less than pleased due to his belief that Alfonso would slack off and make him do all the work. Jayden planned to form a band with Alfonso in order to "transcend [their] class status" and become cool. However, Alfonso pointed out that there was only two of them and that the duo was lacking a drummer. Later, at a school band concert, Alfonso noticed that Wayne was playing the drums for the band, prompting them both to consider asking him to join their band.
On a Monday, Alfonso arrived at school to find various students unconscious on the floor. Jayden arrived, revealing to Alfonso that a bunch boy from Benvie Tech School, known as the Benvie Tech Boys, came, kidnapped Wayne, and beat everyone up. Alfonso then rushed to Benvie Tech in order to save Wayne and their history presentation. Alfonso battled through Benvie Tech, effortlessly defeating the Benvie Tech Boys, and finally reached their leader on the rooftop, Simon Lee, who had chained Wayne up, keeping him a prisoner. Alfonso fought Simon, and eventually defeated him, kicking him off the edge of the roof. Alfonso then held hands with Wayne and told him that he thought they should be dating. Wayne revealed he shared his feelings for him, and Alfonso then asked Wayne if he wanted to join his band, Wayne agreed to both, and the two shared a kiss. This event was later revealed to be a false memory implanted by Gideon Graves, as in reality, Simon was just some nerdy kid who briefly dated Wayne before Alfonso punched him in the face out of a fit of jealousy.
In the following weeks, Alfonso enjoyed his time in junior high school, performing at St. Stick's Lunchapalooza with the band, named Mario & Sonic, and spending time with Wayne. However, this came to a sudden end when Scott's family moved to San Fernando, leaving Wayne behind. It was eventually revealed that Alfonso did not tell Wayne about this, and he, in fact, told Jayden, causing a rift between the two.
University[]
At some point, Alfonso attended the University of Philippines, where meets Johnny and Rafaeluscus (the latter of which they reunited in a similar manner to how Jayden did). Whilst there, Johnny dated Jacob and Alfonso was introduced to his nerdy roommate, Natalie Adams. Despite Jacob's attempts to keep Alfonso from dating her, the two formed a relationship. During the relationship, Alfonso, Natalie, and Johnny formed a band called The ApeZ, and Natalie began to change. She sold off all her toys and anime paraphernalia and bought CDs and boots and asked Alfonso to start calling her Envy. As their relationship progressed, though, Envy became increasingly distant to Alfonso. As The ApeZ progressed, Envy began to take control, bringing Cole in as a drummer to replace Alfonso, moving Alfonso to bass, and moving the current bassist, Pio, to bongos and viola. Natalie then added another, unnamed guitarist to the band, increasing the band's members to six. Alfonso and Envy's relationship eventually reached a breaking point and on New Year’s Eve, the two had a big argument which resulted in them breaking up. Alfonso and Johnny left The ApeZ and Envy eventually formed her own band. Alfonso took the breakup badly, causing him to become severely distraught over the slightest mention of Envy's name (he then ends up making his own birthday where got severely drunk).
Post-University[]
Alfonso then lives in a very modest apartment with his brother Rafaeluscus, and is a bass guitarist in the local garage band "Awesome Bob-Omb" with his friends Johnny and Wayne Smith (who had moved to San Fernando). Alfonso is initially dating a 17-year-old high school student named Knives Chau while recovering his traumatic breakup, but he soon falls for a pink-purpled haired woman named Ms. Purple, who recently moved to San Fernando and appeared in his dreams.
As Alfonso desperately tries to initiate a relationship with Ms. Purple by getting freaky on a Friday night, he finds out that he must defeat her "seven evil exes", each with supernatural abilities, in order to be with her.
AwesomeAlfonso Vs. The World[]
Alfonso's brain is shown as a gauge or a wheel with responses to say. At one point, Ms. Purple asks about Knives and the wheel in Alfonso's head gets stuck between "I have to pee" and "Who her?" to which he says "I have to pee on her."
After defeating the Katayanagi twins, he tries to tell Ms. Purple that he is in love with her, but instead, he blurts out, "I'm in lesbians with you!"
After losing Ms. Purple and his band to Gideon, Rafaeluscus tells Alfonso that he should give up on Ms. Purple, and move out of their apartment. However, after overhearing Alfonso's phone conversation with Gideon, he changes his mind, telling Alfonso that Gideon is a "perfect asshole" and that Alfonso should destroy him.
After being asked why he's fighting for Ms. Purple, Alfonso responds that he is in love with her, earning him the "Power of Love" sword. He loses the sword in a heated battle with Gideon. Knives swoops in to prevent Gideon from finishing off Alfonso, right before she focuses on a captive Ms. Purple. As Alfonso tries to break up the fight, he accidentally reveals that he cheated on Knives with Ms. Purple. In the midst of the emotional turmoil that followed, Gideon manages to stab Alfonso from behind, killing him.
He then finds himself in a dream-like sequence. Ms. Purple visits him, telling him that she literally can't get Gideon out of her head, as he implanted a chip in the back of her head, and that maybe she isn't the one Alfonso should be fighting for. Then Alfonso remembers he got an Extra Life from the Katayanagi twins and rewinds back to when he arrived at the Chaos Theatre (in a deleted scene, he rewinds to the moment when he sees Rafaeluscus naked with another guy, and complains about having to see that again).
Alfonso makes up with his friends, he tells Johnny that Awesome Bob-omb sounds better without them, giving Pio his spot as bassist, along with the even greater honor of being known simply as "P". He also apologizes to Wayne for his past mistakes with him, causing him to crack a smile for the first time. When Gideon asks if Alfonso wants to fight him for Ms. Purple, Alfonso replies that he is fighting for himself. This earns him the Power of Self-Respect. Alfonso, Knives, and Ms. Purple defeat Gideon. Alfonso shortly afterward confronts his evil doppelganger Nega Alfonso, but instead of fighting, they "shoot the shit" and make plans to meet for brunch.
Ms. Purple intends to leave Alfonso to start her life over, but Knives tells Alfonso to chase Ms. Purple instead. At the end of the film, Alfonso and Ms. Purple renew their relationship and walk into a Subspace door holding hands.
When Ms. Purple asks Alfonso how old Knives is, the roulette wheel in his mind has the following choices: "She's Nobody", "She's Fifty!", "Idiot!", "No Speaka English", "She's Mexican", "Uhh...", "Tell Pac Man Story", "No, You Are", "Pass Out", "It Was F**KING Nothing", "Who Her?" and "I Gotta Pee".
The 13 Group and the following of AwesomeAlfonso[]
Afterward, Alfonso meets and joins the 13 Group, he then befriends Banelard, Big Martin, Wayne Smith, Benedict, Krysten, Jacob, and David who have been fought into Dingus Destroyer Military led by Reginald Destroyer and Right-Hand Man, until Alfonso had some superhuman abilities which make him kill many Soldiers otherwise he finally finishes Reginald Destroyer and Right-Hand Man but Alfonso almost gets his soul taken by his arch-nemesis, King Red, the king of the underworld. Alfonso prevents King Red from taking soul and gets away with it, However the war of 13 Group and Dingus Destroyer Military doesn't end here. But Alfonso and his friends still go into adventures, which ended up into dangerous situations. Alfonso had been on many zany adventures as the co-leader of the Dingus Club, which included: making new friends, fighting enemies, causing mayhem everywhere he went, rap battling a series of opponents, starting a cooking show with Pio and making a YouTube channel. He had an annual event where he would compete against Johnny in challenges and rap battles.
Appearance[]
AwesomeAlfonso13 appears like all other simple stickmen; a red stickfigure with white eyes and mouth he even wears a glasses and a red beanie.
In AwesomeAlfonso vs. The World, he appears to be a somewhat redesign where has peach-red short tawny hair, a red-maroon beanie, a red hoodie with a white prohibition sign, a red-white "Cola Head" t-shirt under his hoodie, wristbands, baggy dark-grey pants, and red-white sneakers, as well as small holes on the quarters and the letters "AA13" engraved on the outsoles. in AwesomeAlfonso Night Funkin', he holds a reddish-maroon microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket, he wears a confident grin and bops his head. He wears various t-shirts like the Gorillaz, ZERO, Pac-Man, Deadpool and a Minecraft Creeper.
Personality[]
AwesomeAlfonso13 can be described as a "clumsy teenager". AwesomeAlfonso13 is fairly lazy, mischievous, foul-mouthed, reckless, spunky, selfish, occasionally absent-minded and overzealous person who goes around all the time drinking cola, getting into chaos, and swearing at everybody. He is very determined and persistent about reaching his goals and won't let anyone get in the way of his success, even when threatened with death.
Although Alfonso is fairly clumsy, he is notably overconfident and sometimes chooses to act stupidly, to the point where he is dangerously reckless and will face anything without a single ounce of fear. This often leads to moments of injuries, including jumping into a burning pool of Cola, nearly getting bit by Vampire Pio on numerous occasions, and generally putting himself into incredibly dangerous situations such as pressing several random buttons in Peel's lab. He is also very unintelligent, either not realizing when he is in danger or being insufferable about his ability to get out of it . As a result, he is afraid of virtually nothing. This is demonstrated during both Monster and Winter Horrorland, where he does not appear to be afraid despite Lemon Demon's constant threats to him and Ms. Purple. He is often prone to making foolish decisions, like using white paint on a cannon which destroys the fence, he takes off the sweater even though it can save his life from danger while King Red is there to get him. However, the latter scenario could also suggest that Alfonso may occasionally lack a sense of self preservation, possibly brought on as a result of his own reckless nature. Despite being fearless, as he is aware of how dangerous the situation at hand is and will stress out at times. Alfonso also seems to get bored of scary games, he once almost feel asleep while playing one. He barely has any knowledge on anything in the world unless it's related to sex, drugs, and other things along those lines. He is quite obsessed with shooting games, since in Flame War, he played the Attack of the Trolls game, and still enjoyed it, despite not being as expected. He has an incredibly inflated opinion of himself as his ego is literally the size of his.
Alfonso's extreme laziness has made him a hater of socializing (though it was temporary) and exercising, he spends a lot of his free time being sitting on a couch, watching TV and drinking Coca-Cola. He also sometimes refuses to help his friends, family, and other people, even in life-or-world-threatening, situations unless, convinced, blackmailed, or threatened, making him somewhat of a sociopath with little empathy for others. Aldo he is responsible as he stops the Shy Guys to Take over the world, he refused to stop the Dingus Destroyer Military from causing chaos in Philippines due to his selfish acts, despite the Dingus Destroyer Military's genocidal tendencies. He is very immature, due to his actions sometimes may reflect a lack of maturity, especially in decisions that negatively affect those around him. Alfonso exhibits a juvenile side, often resorting to drives him to engage in silly outrageous antics and pranks, showcasing a childish and carefree attitude. He tends to pretend things are fine when they are not, as suggested by his catchphrase "I ain't too worried about it". Alfonso is (like the comic character Deadpool) a "perfect murder" since severely killed many Zombehs alongside Johnny, Pio and Peel where it showcasing him being aggressive and homicidal. He's also seen to be a very violent character, as he's seen killing a lot of people at Maulmart by getting the Modern Flame War along with Johnny, he smashes through the window of a church and slaughters many innocent people with a katana. He also makes "the perfect murder" on Krysten, cutting him in half with a chainsaw and Alfonso continued killing him on various occasions on different episodes. He more often than not gets on Johnny's nerves, his living habits and personality being the main source of Johnny's irritation, but still sticks by his side, for better or worse. His reasoning that he himself has said more than once in the series: "Cuz I'm awesome!".
In earlier episodes, Alfonso was sometimes displayed with self-centered and sadistic behavior such as willfully injuring Peel to try and win over Kim, not caring about Pio being stuck in a zombie infested train station, abandoning Pio after his arm was bitten off by a zombie, grieving over the loss of a Coke machine to Pio's zombie horde rather than mourning over Peel's death, torturing Rafaeluscus ruthlessly with a pole-dancing chicken and a trash-talking parrot for not owning him money and willfully shoving Johnny into a dangerous set of booby traps lethally injuring him. However, this aspect of Alfonso's personality has disappeared in later episodes.
Alfonso is also a rather cruel prankster, as where he ruthlessly pranked Jacob in a flashback. The Anti-Jacob personality did not take these pranks well, claiming it was all the more reason to kill Alfonso and the others. He is sometimes shown to be just a cowardly and wimpy as Rafaeluscus, usually trying to back down from fights from powerful opponents. Alfonso often avoids dealing with his problems directly, preferring to run away or engage in escapism, which can come across as unintelligent to others.
Alfonso also tends to be very rude, sarcastic, disobedient, and mean. he used to flipping off people when they insulted him or become vulgar and crude, which involves curse words and being relentless towards his friends. He can make insults sarcastically ranging from harmless to blunt and rude, these snarky comments can be impulsive to others. He constantly does things that other people tell him not to which often causes problems for his friends and sometimes the world, though this behavior might be attributed to curiosity, he then does some of the immoral things he has done. Like driving recklessly by causing chaos and being chased by the police, vandalizing in the gang neighborhoods, stealing the Tunisian Diamond, and tricking iPad children on YouTube for money and cigarettes. However he can often being perverted and inappropriate towards women since he can flawlessly attract them, no how bad (even though he appeared to be a disrespectful misogynist) can be, as he thought it would be wise to say he wants to touch Ms Purple's body. Later, when he was watching the stars at night with Ms. Purple, she wanted him to touch her behind, to which he excitedly applied to. He was also willing to have sex with her at the back of an IHOP with her out in the snow, although after his last encounter with monster, it was much needed.
He is also short-tempered and somewhat destructive, due to his repeated failures drove him getting annoyed easily, and always lashes out at people (including his brother Rafaeluscus) when he reaches his breaking point, which also leads to his infamous quote "WHAT THE HONK!". Alfonso is also a sore loser, can be very demanding and stubborn. Usually, whenever he gets slightly annoyed or angry, like when he got a "crappy" or "shitty" item and will immediately destroy his phones when they malfunction or his YouTube videos get ruined by everyone (mostly Rafaeluscus), he openly makes a comment to showcase his rage.
Alfonso also has a very strong love for Cola as in a flashback, he had ordered 8 Kegs of Cola though his order was mixed up with his nemesis and sort of counterpart Alfonuardo's order of Diet Coke, he orders 2 gallons of Cola from the waitress in Bob's Diner. This shows he has a huge obsession with Coca Cola, he also has a love for Doritos.
His biggest flaw is his fuel of comedic rants at everyday annoyances and lack of common sense, something to which he created a YouTube channel TheAwesomeAlfonso to get GlysomeGro's attention and surpass his level of popularity. Alfonso seems to suffer from memory problems, which his friends assume that he has because of his stupidity. However, the real reason is that Gideon Gordon Graves, the leader of the league of evil exes, has manipulated his memories to the extent that he forgets (or misremembers) important events in his life. He admits, although he sometimes calls himself "smart". Though not as dumb as the likes of Pio or Martin, Alfonso apparently did not know how to do divide or any numbers like 9 + 10 until Baldi taught him math and had also forgotten reading or how to count despite having been able to do so in earlier episodes. This also leads to him having short-term memory loss, constantly forgetting vital information. He is consistently portrayed as being stupid as the extent that his mind is quite literally a barren desert, This idiocy that irritates, annoys and even downright angers his friends, especially Johnny and Jacob, and they often mock him, berating him for his foolish decisions, and even getting physical on him (sometimes disproportionate), as well as insulting him with slurs and names (such as “moron”, “dumbass”, and “retard”) which leads him to assault, murder, theft them until he gets arrested several times. Alfonso is much more childish and gullible, where he almost consistently with the mentality of a five year old. He took the portal gun, shoots on the celling and floor then jumps in, making him fall infinitely, he angrily screamed at the top of his lungs after David took away the phone he borrowed from him, which causes the normally tolerant David to almost leave (even calling him an idiot not worth helping), despite he doesn't remember that he needs to take a dump after eating at Taco Bell with Johnny (which it's his birthday) until it's too late, causing him to be extremely impatient and crashing at the apartment just so that he can take a dump. Almost all of this led to Alfonso being brutally punished (due to some characters being extremely vengeful and seeing violence and sometimes even murder as the only way to teach somebody a lesson), including being beaten up, burned to a crisp, crushed, blasted, shown blown up, etc. As a result of this idiocy, Alfonso can see him as worthless and useless, leaving it to him to prove them wrong. During his banishment from Dingus Club, Alfonso eventually realized he was forcing people away from him with his insufferable and obnoxious behavior. While Alfonso went through more phases where he caused trouble for attention, he learned more about the people he cared about. He realized that Wayne had mentally suffered a lot, and tried several times to convince Wilbur not to give up hope and not to blow up Dingus Club. He discovered who his true allies were and continued to fight for them.
He is also very arrogant and egotistical where he acts like an entitled narcissist most of the time and is very selfish in general, which leads to him have a massive ego. When not tamed properly, his ego can drive him to do some pretty jerky things. Alfonso have a short-lived jealousy towards him before he realizes he is wrong. His ego also explains his relationship with Krysten; the fact that Krysten is so effortlessly criticizes and drives Alfonso to expose him for being scummier than he lets on. Alfonso's primary trait is his selfish greed. He is first seen attempting to rob a bank. His persistence with a jail sentence, yet it becomes very obvious too that being jailed for the failed robbery did not make any difference and he immediately chases after a nearby bank truck once acquitted. Alfonso dislikes and aims to avoid paying money for anything, as he ditched the bill for paying taxes and he didn't seem to even pay for the pizza. It also seems Alfonso doesn't even have any money and is flat broke since he doesn't have a job or income (even he makes money as being a YouTuber). Alfonso is depicted as being rich from all the money and always looking for opportunities to get paid, Alfonso sees no need for money seeing that he can get whatever he wants being greedy. Alfonso’s ego, arrogance, and egotism can become a great danger to those around him, especially in episodes where he manipulates people to get what he wants or acts selfishly without considering others.
Alfonso has been diagnosed with ADHD and ASD. Oftentimes, he will simply coarse in a vulgar tone instead of talking, giving the impression that he is rather eccentric, although he often does communicate verbally with those whom he is close with. He is also a creative individual, which is that he likes drawing that are crudely drawn and is demonstrated by his talents as a musician and freestyle rapper. He usually likes hip hop, ERECT remixes, and dubstep that he can even put his own twist on the songs of others in an instant. He often has trouble understanding sarcasm along with various aspects of social cues, resulting in often putting his foot in his mouth. Additionally, he doesn't often seem to be on the same wavelength as the others. He doesn't seem to be as aware of the more magical realistic elements of the story (such as his reaction to seeing a 1-Up). When he does put his mind onto trying to do something, he does so with a very intense determination. Furthermore, he is never found without his red beanie. Alfonso has low levels of empathy, but he has good intuition. He may live in a messy place, as he does not wash his dirty clothes and continuously moves a pile of them around his room depending on his needs, which also suggests that he has executive dysfunction. His object permanence is also not very good at times. He has a poor concept of time, too, which is a common ADHD trait. He doesn't know very well how to handle money, either, as when he has to pay for fries, he will pay less than what the fries costs.
However, he is shown to be a forgetful and antisocial manchild who tries to forget for realizing that he's hurt a lot of people by running away from his problems when things get a bit too complicated or troublesome, he eventually make YouTube videos and playing video games while he doesn't hang out with his friends. While his romantic relationship with Wayne would be forced to end because he would be moving, his mistake was in getting Jayden to tell him rather than do it himself. Wayne would be hurt by this and when confronted, Alfonso could only look away ashamed at it. With his relationship with Knives, he was very rude and abrasive because he did not break up with her soon after his "hook-up" with Ms. Purple (which was due to him becoming a bit obsessed with her after she violated his mental space). This is a reflection of his naivety and selfishness of not wanting to confront unpleasant aspects of relationships and do what is to be needed. His fallout with Envy is a variation of this as we eventually learn that the breakup was instigated from a big fight he had with Envy after he got drunk (presumably based on all the frustrations and problems that were formed from her changes in behavior and decisions on the band over the choices of the others). However, given how Johnny would recommend to Alfonso he dump her upon first meeting her, the implications are it went as bad as it did because he did not end his relationship with Envy sooner (instead it built up until he ends up drunk and the fight happens.). He would be forced to confront the issue in the form of the Nega Alfonso after he got infected with the Glow. He also became rather intimidated at the thought of doing so, likely due to the non-confrontational aspect of facing his faults (though also at taking it at face value the idea of having to fight a malicious-looking doppelganger.)
Despite his stupidity, Alfonso can be smarter at times than he seems and has brief moments of clarity. Alfonso's first notable moment of intelligence where he was able to figure out that he and GlysomeGro and would fall all the way down to King Red's bouncy castle from space, when he distracting Matthew Patel by not rhyming properly (providing an opening for Alfonso to attack), causing Lucas Lee to combust by making him skateboard down the Casa Loma stairs at extremely fast speeds, he uses an Inkling to skate back to the non-ink covered areas of the floor. Alfonso used a green pillow as a decoy for the Green Crewmate to trick Xenomorph disguised as the Brown Impostor from being deprived from his gun, he barely does seem aware (at times) by realizing that he or his friends is in danger or having street smarts, and he basically knows how to heal people. In recent episodes, Alfonso seems to have completely disappeared, where his intelligent side is more prominent: he relied on intelligence instead of his usual violence to solve his problems. He is also good at rapping until he gets blue balled all the time.
The cruelest side of him is shown when he acquired the YouTube Remote that Susan Wojcicki dropped. Alfonso completely abused the device on everyone; friends, family citizens, all without regretting what happened to them, (including getting an electric eel biting Rafael's crotch and sending Krysten into the Internet Graveyard which he then quipped that "nothing of value was lost"). Even after the remote broke, causing time to stop, Alfonso continued to torture characters like they were playthings. Alfonso is also shown to go mad with power, where he turned the Philippine Kingdom Government into a fascist government, which cost the lives of many citizens. However, he seems to have had a change of heart with this trait, no longer acting as cruelly as he did in said episode even when he reaches a certain degree of power.
In more recent episodes, Alfonso is often very kind, optimistic and caring towards others, showing concern for Johnny, he quickly regenerated Pio's arm with a healing gun after it was blasted off by Johnny, he gave Peel a warm welcome home and a hug, he was willing to save Christmas twice during the Zanta Claws trilogy, he worried about Pio's safety, he tried to feed a mostly limbless zombie candy floss (Alfonso mistook him for a suffering starving individual) and he apologized to Alfonuardo for teasing him after losing an art contest, Alfonso makes up with his friends, he tells Johnny that Awesome Bob-omb sounds better without them, giving Pio his spot as bassist, along with the even greater honor of being known simply as "P". He also apologizes to Wayne for his past mistakes with him, causing him to crack a smile for the first time. When Gideon asks if Alfonso wants to fight him for Ms. Purple, Alfonso replies that he is fighting for himself. This earns him the Power of Self-Respect.
Alfonso has a set of "moral high-grounds". One is that he doesn't like to (or see other people) smoke cigarettes, he considers smoking to be an act of "evil" (but it was revealed that he started smoking with Banelard at the end of Alfonso's Lesson). He was shocked to learn that Ms. Purple smoked through her high school years, before quitting in college. This shock was seen again, when it's revealed that she does still smoke, just on special occasions or if she is drinking. He used to be a frequent drinker, even though he repeatedly says that he doesn't drink at all after his break-up with Envy Adams (thus, what Johnny said about Alfonso having been drunk the night Envy broke up with him was true), after which he always denies his history as a drinker whenever it comes up. This is why everyone always says "Oh right" when Alfonso says he doesn't drink. The other moral high grounds is that does not like to hit girls. When asked about this issue by Roxie, she and Ms. Purple told him that refusing to hit girls doesn't give Alfonso the moral high-ground. Alfonso was forced to break this high ground when he accidentally hit Roxie in the boob (attempting to puke after realizing what he had done) and had to fight her.
Despite disliking and abusing him whenever Rafael annoyed him, he usually does care about Rafaeluscus by being protective whenever his brother gets bullied at times, Alfonso also chooses to save Rafael over the pizza. He also comforted David when he first lost the Clash Royale. He was extremely desperate to find and save David when he was abducted by Alfonso's former Anime Cartel boss Francis to extract his ink. At the end of the arc, Alfonso reveals that he is self-aware that he is a handful, but nonetheless, he still cares about his friends. In The YouTube Arc, his closest friends were seemingly erased by Reginald Destroyer, leaving the red stick figure horrified and distraught. This is most on display during The Lawsuit Arc, where Alfonso drops all recklessness and works to save his friends from Lawyer Dude.
He's a massive jerk to not just towards his friends, but to anyone in general, being a flat out sociopath who is often callous towards other people and their feelings, doing stuff when he's not supposed to, and flipping people off.
Despite being unafraid, he's usually shown to be scared at things like he has arachnophobia, a strong fear of spiders and ultimately burns them. He is horrified at heights and rollercoasters. He has another fear called autophobia, an extreme fear hatred of loneliness. In the former, Alfonso gets upset upon learning all his friends left him alone in the apartment for Christmas. To make up for it, he makes crude makeshift gang where his friends were gone, he loses his temper and later on his sanity from having nobody to talk, causing the latter becoming extremely psychotic and abusive towards nearly everyone that he goes insane and making them in hell, despite his arrogance moments that he truly does care his friends by the way.
Like his counterpart, He refers to people who have gone insane as "cuckoo-crazy". He is sometimes as a mostly horrible, and sometimes almost irredeemably malicious jerk in some older videos.
Alfonso hates the idea of Ghost Wayne getting killed from before Wayne's arrival. In the end, he becomes extremely upset when Wayne Smith came back from the dead as they reunited again.
As of Krysten's Sussy Notebook, he returned to his default personality of being ruthless, violent, impulsive, egotistical, short-tempered, callous, and sadistic when he brought the titular notebook to Ray at Casino Cola.
The events in the series are mostly seen through Alfonso's worldview. This is clear with his presentation tag: "Alfonso... Age: 13... Rating: Awesome". In addition, this places the accuracy of the flashbacks, and even the entire series, into question, as Alfonso can be considered an unreliable narrator.
Criminal Record[]
Throughout his misadventures, AwesomeAlfonso13 has often broken the law in some episodes.
- Assault and Murder: Due to his short temper, Alfonso has assaulted and killed so many people when they annoyed him, the most recent example where assaulted and threw an airplane pilot out of a plane for insulting him.
- Aircraft Hijacking: Alfonso has hijacked two planes by going through the cockpit and kill those who were in there only when one of the fight attends ran out of Coca Cola or when they never heard about it.
- Torture: He tortured Rafaeluscus ruthlessly with a trash-talking parrot and pole-dancing chicken due to the latter owing him money, but not paying it.
- Animal Theft and Abuse: He stole animals from a farm to teach preschoolers about what sounds animals make, and kicked a cow. More recently, he is infamous for throwing baby penguins off cliffs and kicking Jacob's little brother for nothing more than cruelty and amusement.
- Attempted Bank Robbery: He attempts to break into bank by using various gadgets, basically he disguises himself as a money bag and taken to the bank and only to be arrested by touching the lasers.
- Using Confiscated Things and Hijacking: After Coca Cola was banned from the Philippines, Alfonso and Johnny tried to bring it back by hijacking a truck filled with cans.
- Destroying Companies: Alfonso proceeded to dismantle Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, the three biggest video game companies, by killing Shigeru Miyamoto and Master Hand, shooting down Microsoft HQ, and slapping all of Sony's employees and security guards, all as an example.
- Framing: Alfonso constantly frames people (mainly Rafaeluscus) for things that he does just to save his own skin from a beatdown, he framed Pio for murder and made up as excuse that he did it for winning a Super Smash Bros. match (he later used the same excuse at the end of the video when interrogated by Detective Pikachu as to why he stole King Red's statue, causing the latter to throw him in lava and burn him alive In retribution).
- Human trafficking: He sold Krysten's parents into a meat factory.
- Reckless Driving: Alfonso sometimes is very bad at driving, which leads to him accidentally causing chaos and killing people, where he ran over and possibly killed a citizen with his kart
- Sexual Harassment: He sexually harassed everyone by touching their butts.
- Rampaging: He had a challenge where he had to walk backwards for 24 hours. While he did the challenge though, he unknowing destroyed everything behind him and endangered people, which lead to the Police assuming him insane and trying to arrest him. In the end, the entire military is called to kill him, and they end up nuking the whole city.
- Kidnapping: He stole the man's daughter without a second. He also kidnapped a lot of people to host his Awesome games show.
- Vandalism: Alfonso vandalized Reginald's car with the spray words saying: "Pingas",
- Illegal Smuggling: Alfonso done this so many times where he became the newest member of the Anime Cartel, a criminal organization that smuggled anime into the Philippines after its banning. After Ms Purple lifted the ban, Alfonso's charges were probably dropped.
- Speeding and Resisting Arrest: He could choose to ride a kart in order to catch up to King Red, but ended up going so fast that a cop pulled him over and prepared to arrest. However Alfonso continues starts driving, causing the Police to chase after him. Alfonso has resisted arrest multiple times.
- Extortion: On some occasions, Alfonso threatens to hurt people if they don't do what he says. He threatened to murder GlysomeGro's family the latter did no give him a shout-out on YouTube.
- Trespassing: Alfonso trespassed into a police station and a school respectively, to do a specific action (in the former, he attempted to break Madd Dogg's son Jake out of jail due to Jake being accused of orchestrating a car crash, and in the latter, he and The 13 Group attempted different clubs).
- Tax Fraud: Alfonso, not knowing how to pay taxes, committed fraud by writing down in the paper that he and Rafaeluscus made on money. This made Hal Monitor break into the Alfonso's house and arrest him. His charges were dropped for helping Mr. Monitor taking down the Grand Council of Tax Fraud.
- Child and Sibling Abuse: He has done this many times, he abused and strangles Rafaeluscus after he does something deleting and somewhat destroying Alfonso's stuff which the latter had a sibling rivalry with him. He even threw Playtime at the trash can, Alfonso then say the phrase "KICK THE BABY" before kicking Jacob's little brother with extreme force.
- Arson: He burned down his own school to the ground due to how he was acting insane and accidentally "fixes" the lawn mower engine and causing it to explode by fire.
- Abuse of power: When Alfonso became King, he executed more authoritarian tendencies as his rule goes on. He was never charged as he had legal immunity as Supreme Leader (likely causing everyone to riot and commit sedition).
- Attempted bribery: Alfonso attempted to bribe a police officer with unusual items in order to bail Jake out. He evaded the police when he busted Jake out of jail and was never charged.
- Defenestration: He, Banelard, and Big Martin throw Ms Purple of the gorge from the Super Smash Bros.
- Contract killing and causing a gang war: He showed up a GTA SA of Krysten killing gangsters on his causing both Big Smoke and CJ to assault Krysten, resulting to a gang war against him.
- Battery: He even hits a bunch of Zombehs in the head, and even hitting Johnny with a bat.
- Property damage:
- Genocide: Alfonso do to this many times, eventually he kills the Crewmates and Impostors in the Skeld after he finds another Among Us meme. He even uses the Infinity Gauntlet to kill Sarge's soldiers. He also unintentionally commits Turtle genocide due to the Gauntlet being on the wrong setting.
- Hit and Run: He also ran over a Pikachu.
- Stealing: He Stole Krysten's Sussy Notebook and giving it to his King.
- Various other offenses: During his appearances Alfonso committed multiple crimes, and he thought about it to be justified.
Powers and Abilities[]
- Intelligence (on & off)
- Multiple Lives
- Video game-style fighting skills
- Superhuman strength
- Pyrokinesis
- Agility
- Swordsmanship
- CAPturing
- Superhuman Speed
- Superhuman Reflexes
- Superhuman Durability
- Hand-to-Hand Skill
- Cartoon Psychics
- Lazer Vision
- Anger Empowerment
- Decent Resistance
- Anaerobic Functioning
- Master manipulation
- Trash talking
- Rapping skills
- Hacking skills
- Head Removal
- Singing/Dancing
- Alfonso Ball Powers
- Awesome Bomb
- Backwards Long Jump (BLJ)
- Self-Resurrection
- DJ Skills
- Fourth-Wall Awareness
- Regeneration
- Annoyance
- Immortality
- Scheming
- Mind Control Resistance
- Teleportation/Peace Out
Weaknesses[]
- Unitelligence
- Slow speed
- Laziness
- Impulsiveness
- Bad Video Gamer
- Lightning
- Poor Rapping and Cooking Skills
- Bad Luck
- Megalomania
Equipment[]
Weapons[]
- Legendary Sword
- AK-47
- MP5
- Glock 17
- Lucky Can
- His Microphone
- Power of Love
- Power of Self-Respect
- Chainsaw
- Shovel
- Silver Colt M1911
- TF2's shotgun
- Banana
- Teleporter
- Among Us
- His Beanie
- Fire Flower
- Stick
- Lever Shotgun
- Baseball Bat
Quotes[]
- "WHAT THE HONK!"
- "Cola Head."
- "Cuz I'm awesome."
- "Oooh... f*ck!"
- "Cuz we're AWESOME!!!"
- "Pingas."
- "Nature's Ninja!"
- "Alfonso's gonna do something very illegal!"
- "Gangnam Style."
- "Tokyo drift."
- "Get to da choppa!"
- "Home-frickin-run!"
- "Yo mama making out lamp post, yeah!"
- "Bro you just posted cringe."
- "I ain't too worried about it."
- "Yo Johnny! I just found you a new girlfriend & a girl for your girlfriend. And you can go home."
- "You Killed my Brother You Sons of a Bitches!"
- "You don't f*ck, with the Alfonso."
- "Maybe you should shut the f*ck up!"
- "I. WANT. TO EAT. A DINOSAUR."
- "SO LONG SUCKAS!"
- "I only wanted 2 achievements."
- "The name's AA13! I'm an up-and-coming rapper who wants to touch on every music genre!! And to an extent, your daughter."
- "LOL"
- "Sup b*tch!"
- "Piep piep poop, we're f*cked."
- "You don't exist! (floats away) Yesssss."
- "WHY YOU LITTLE!"
- "KOBE"
- "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
- "That's what she said."
- "Alfonso the name's Alfonso, I'm free motherf*cker!"
- "Objects that shoved up my ass".
- "NO GOD! NO GOD! PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!
- "I'm from a million years in the future, my brain is way moar gooder than thurs. They don't stand a chance!"
- "Dying is gay."
- "Alcohol for breakfast!"
- "Sake bomb!"
- "I just pooped in you're pants!"
- Do you know this one girl with hair like this?"
- "You know Sonic the Hedgehog?"
- "Why are you just standing there?"
- "You cocky cock! You"l pay for you're crimes against humanity!"
- "Bread makes you fat?!"
- "Cuz I'm in lesbians with you."
- "Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL SEX. "
- "HEY."
- "Say hello to my lil friend!"
- "Oh sh*t!"
- "F*CK MY LIFE!"
- "Alright!"
- "Me Gusta."
- "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
- "I am having swag."
- "I, Alfonso Rebong, will be the best 15-year-old... EVER!"
- "What a ZEUSBAG!!"
- "SKOOL SUCKS!"
- "Hogwash! (barfs) That's just how I sneeze."
- "GOD DAMMIT!"
- "Itsa me, Bitch!"
- "Motherf*cking goddamn sh*thead b*tch!"
- "I think I'm turnin' japanese, I think I'm turnin' japanese, I really think so!"
- "RIP"
- "All this manlyness is makin' me thirsty, better drink my own piss."
- "I hope millions of people are going to see it"
- "What's that over there?"
- "Sayonara!"
- "Catchphrase."
- "F*ck Skim Milk! I'm Gonna F*ck the Skim Milk! I'm G-! I'm Gonna Fu-! I'M GONNA F*CK THE SKIM MILK! I'M GONNA STI-. I'M GONNA STICK MY D*CK INTO THE SKIM MILK!"
- "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU...PLAYYYYYYYYYYY!"
- "Why u always snitchin' on me?"
- "Lick, Lick, Lick, my BALLS!
- "How about you suck my penis!"
- "WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?!"
- "It's time for our destiny!"
- "I have no idea what am I talking about, I think I'm just in. [Whispering] feel in love with you."
- "This place is a CUCKOO-CRAZY!"
- "And I sung. AaAAAAaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAaa"
- "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEL! TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAANDS!"
- "Get Rekt."
- "AWESOME!"
- "Deez Nuts."
- "You ended my friends. I'am so F*CKING DONE WITH YOU! I will rip your shitty mustache, you're military base, and you're FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK RIGHT-HAND MAN!"
- "I have Snake AIDS"
- "How lucky are you?"
- "You f*cked it honkin my arm!
- "No, rape town is... is... never mind."
- "Yeah! that sounds awesome!"
Relationships[]
Friends:
- Johnny (best friend and rival)
- Pio (second best friend)
- Peel (formerly)
- Ms Purple (girlfriend)
- Wayne Smith (mentor and ex-boyfriend)
- Banelard
- Big Martin
- Jacob (frenemy)
- Benedict
- Krysten
- David (close friend)
- Rafaeluscus (twin brother)
- Mustache Sergeant
- GlysomeGro
- Gabriel
- The Raccoon (sometimes)
- Knives Chau (third ex-girlfriend)
- Envy Adams (second ex-girlfriend)
- Jack CopperZ
- Swagmaster69
- Chris
- Steve (at times)
- Player
- Pikachu (at times)
- Old Man Hobo
- Boyfriend
- Girlfriend
- Pico
- Mario
- SMG4
- Luigi
- Meggy
Enemies:
- King Red (arch-nemesis)
- Reginald Destroyer (second archenemy)
- Right-Hand Man (third archenemy)
- Mr. Puzzles (fourth archenemy)
- Johnny (at times)
- Krysten (at times)
- Peel
- Wayne Smith (formerly)
- Alfonuardo
- John and Pito
- Francis
- Jacob (at times)
- Hal Monitor
- Villager
- Mommy Milkers
- The Police (at times)
- Rafaeluscus (at times)
- The League of Ms. Purple' Evil Exes (Matthew Patel, Lucas Lee, Todd Ingram, Roxie Richter, The Ken and Kyle Kataynagai, Gideon Graves)
- Envy Adams (formerly)
- Nega Alfonso (formerly)
- Lemon Demon
- Tankman (most of the time)
- Darnell
- Nene
- Animatronics
- Grand Dad
- Zombehs
- Kermit the Frog
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Ninja
- Sarge
- Squirrel Soldiers
- Daddy Dearest
- Mommy Mearest
- Susan Wojcicki (mostly)
- Lawyer Dude
- Alfonso Head
Trivia[]
- Alfonso has a YouTube Channel called TheAwesomeAlfonso.
- Alfonso drinks a lot of Coca Cola.
- Alfonso Rebong made his character very reckless like Red from Dick Figures and Mario from SMG4 because he used a "lazy" and "immature" personality that would awesome.
- Despite his lack of real accomplishments, Alfonso sees himself as an extremely important person and a “paragon of virtue,” secretly viewing the world as a video game with himself as a protagonist.
- He even was not a fan of Diet Coke due to haven't got a diet yet.
- King Red hates Alfonso because he made him drop his sandwich.
- His favorite color is Red.
- Rafaeluscus is actually Alfonso's twin brother.
- Alfonso's "WHAT THE HONK!" catchphrase is a reference of Karl Jacob's infamous quote.
- Alfonso is bisexual.
- His height is canonically 5'7".
- Alfonso is neurodivergent, as he as ADHD and autism.
- His character is based on Red from Dick Figures, Scott Pilgrim, Edd from Eddsworld, Player from GameToons, and Jack CopperZ from Stickman vs. series.
- Alfonso seems to enjoy playing Call of Duty: Black Ops III.
- He loves drawing, coca-cola, doritos, donuts, parties, weapons, cartoons, rap music, pop tarts, dubstep, video games, bowling, pop culture and making YouTube videos.
- Alfonso does not wash his clothes. He keeps a pile of dirty clothes on his desk chair where he goes to make music; when he wakes up, he puts the clothes on his bed, and when he goes to bed, he puts them on his chair.
- Alfonso Rebong, the creator of the show, reveals that Alfonso is far too dumb who is pretty clueless and overconfident getting involved really dangerous situations and somehow get out of the situation unscathed. His brain is like the size of a squirrel and the extent that his mind is quite literally a barren desert as he doesn't understand much of anything, like he is dumb as shit, middle school dropout, antisocial and gets into shenanigans, not thoughts, brain empty, just sex.
- His favorite Newgrounds games are Infiltrating the Airship, Friday Night Funkin', Pico's School, Newgrounds Rumble, Madness Combat, and Chainsaw the Children.
- It was revealed that Alfonso is the whole universe's avatar.
- Alfonso and Ms. Purple cannot be hypnotized or mind-controlled into not loving each other. Their love for each other is practically the only thing that occupies their minds, and they would die without it.
- Alfonso's age is canonically 13-14 years old, in Alfonso's Birthday comic, he turns 15.
- Alfonso's hair is not dyed and its naturally peach.
- Alfonso seems to own a iPhone, based on the iPhone 7.
- Alfonso likes to jump off the roof.
- When acting insane, Alfonso is able to fly without a Wing Cap.
- The series of AwesomeAlfonso actually takes place in San Fernando, Philippines.
- Alfonso dislikes smoking and doesn't occasionally drink, the latter of which he tries to claim he doesn't despite other characters clearly knowing he has. This is why everyone always responds to this by saying "Oh, right".
- He even wears a Beanie, similar to Player in GameToons.
- Alfonso is capable of speaking English, he just chooses to speak "curse words" since he doesn't like talking to strangers.
- Also he committed various crimes which him more other than villainous.
- His favorite songs is "Gangnam Style", "Sunflower", "Feel Good Inc", "What's Up Danger?", "Gucci Gang", "Come and Get Your Love", "Clint Eastwood", "Threshold", "Bath Rhymes" and "We Are Sex-Bob Omb".
- Contrary to popular belief, Alfonso is very shorter, along with Ms. Purple and Johnny, considering he is confirmed to be 5'7" feet tall, twice. He is only drawn with child-like proportions to represent his childlike innocence.
- Alfonso made a YouTube account and got advertisements enabled on it. Since he hates working part-time jobs, he uploads animated videos of stick figures doing drugs, parties, and sex to make money on the side. Despite the videos being age-restricted, he profits from the videos based on the views and CPM and uses the money to buy cigarettes, implying that he likes to smoke (even though he doesn't).
- Despite being fearless, he's usually shown to be scared at things like he has arachnophobia, a strong fear of spiders and ultimately burns them. He is horrified at heights and rollercoasters. He has another fear called autophobia, an extreme fear hatred of loneliness. In the former, Alfonso gets upset upon learning all his friends left him alone in the apartment for Christmas.
- Alfonso has a dog who lives at his parents' house, with his mom taking care of the dog.
- He usually likes watching cartoons like South Park, Rick and Morty, Eddsworld, Family Guy, Simpsons, Dick Figures, Futurama, SMG4, Alpha Betas, Adventure Time, The Amazing World of Gumball, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Battle for Dream Island, Regular Show, Happy Tree Friends, Smiling Friends, and Robot Chicken.
- Alfonso is told that since he is GlysomeGro's and Gabriel's avatar, his universe corrupted if he does dangerous thing. However due to cartoon physics, he has been killed off in numerous episodes except arc-based episodes.
- In promotional art featuring the erect remixes of AwesomeAlfonso Night Funkin', Alfonso can be seen holding a condom. This implies that he prefers to perform sex while protected. This is further supported by the fact that he literally almost died from shock when Ms. Purple tells him she's pregnant as a joke.
- He has a older sister named Chloe, who works at Starbucks and she plays a supportive and caring role in Alfonso's life, often offering him advice and guidance. Chloe is depicted as responsible and level-headed, in contrast to her brother's more carefree and sometimes reckless demeanour.
- He basically shown to be a film critic like he angrily rants on bad movies like Son of the Mask, Sharkboy & Lavagirl, Pixar's Planes, Batman & Robin, and his most hatred movie is Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill.
- Despite his stupidity, Alfonso is an expert fighter, considered the best fighter in the province and being able to beat other experts in fighting. He uses various moves and techniques derived from various games, most noticeably from Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter and Super Smash Bros. Alfonso's fighting prowess is said to be incredible. He can employ incredible moves such as the Shoryuken and the Air Juggle. Alfonso has also shown the ability to level up. Doing so increases his stats and grants him a sword to use in combat. Alfonso is as skillful with swords as he is at hand-to-hand combat.
- He usually watches PG-13 & R rated movies like Superbad, This is the End, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Deadpool & Wolverine, Pineapple Express, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, Happy Gilmore, Ted & Ted 2, The Interview, Kick-Ass, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Sausage Party, Shaun of the Dead, Baby Driver, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Dark Knight Rises, Spider-Man: No Way Home, Avengers: Infinity War, The Room, The Wedding Singer, and Paul.
- Alfonso wears his red prohibition sign hoodie because it looks cool. He also wears a Cola Head T-shirt because he is a "cool as fuk smooth ass bitch" with "nothin but style.
- He causes a camp anarchy by using campers with guns and dynamites.
- Alfonso may have a drool fetish, as he seems happy to be drooled on by Ms. Purple's drool after she puts his official figurine in her mouth.
- He is older than Johnny. If looked at closely, he is a little shorter and taller. Johnny also was born in November and Alfonso may have been born October (along with his brother Rafaeluscus).
- He likes money.
- Alfonso states that he has 5000 IQ. This is obviously untrue because he wouldn't act so r*tarded if he had that much intelligence. Alfonso states that he has 15 IQ, which is more likely to be true. However, Alfonso's occasional moments of intelligence make up for this, so it is possible that this fact is also false.
- Alfonso and Ms. Purple had sex at the back of an IHOP. It didn't make him feel better due to what he went through nor did it help that they didn't end up buying anything, but being with Ms. Purple was good enough for him at the moment.
- Whenever Alfonso fails a song and gets "blue-balled," Ms. Purple holds his hand until he feels better. Ms. Purple is obliged to kneel to hold Alfonso's hand due to being taller than him.
- Alfonso made a fake ID just to get 1,800 beers for Johnny in the LIQUOR store, stating that he drinks on special occasions.
- In Halloween, he evens wears a bunch of costumes like Deadpool, Miles Morales, Batman, Minecraft Steve, Scott Pilgrim, The Joker, and Beetlejuice. He slightly gets annoyed when nobody gave him candy, he would just rather steal all of it and ends up eating the candiee (which it had a Razor blade on them).
- He is a huge fan of Super Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog.
- He sights Mario as his childhood hero and has a hyper-fixation on the series.
- He owns a GameCube system and copies of Super Mario Sunshine and Sonic Rush.
- He brought it with him to Ms. Purple's house.
- For whatever reasons, he had used a condom referred to as a "cock ring".
- Alfonso's favorite Mario game is Super Mario Odyssey. There is no reason as to why.
- Throughout in AwesomeAlfonso vs. The World, Alfonso is shown having shaggy hair (in the words of Ms. Purple), the result of his fear of going to the barber due to a bad haircut which Alfonso claims was responsible for his breakup with Envy, often being told to cut it by Ramona and Knives. Ms. Purple convinces him to let her cut his hair, he has a shorter hairstyle that appears less messy than his previous one.
- Alfonso uses $100 Android-based monthly card payment phones. He also gets angry as he loses playing Flappy Bird and drops the phones from 5-story buildings onto incoming traffic out of frustration. Whenever they crash, he throws them 200 feet off his roof before its 5 kilobytes of free space crash it, leading to him throwing the phone off the roof instinctively.
- Alfonso is shown to be bored of scary games where almost slept and calling it a "boring piece of crap". Despite this, he is mainly and only scared of Five Nights at Freddy's.
- Alfonso might rather caused a series of shenanigans in the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza due to his impulsiveness, he even destroys the animatronics instead of checking them on cameras, he then burns the whole place down leaving him to get arrested for 30,000 years in prison.
- Alfonso lives in a building resembling the real-life Newgrounds office in Glenside, Pennsylvania. He bought alot of condoms in a NG Vending Machine so he could have sex with Ms. Purple in a Friday Night, but he ends up falling asleep.
- Alfonso is the kind of person who wears a hoodie way too far through the summer.
- Alfonso knows and can execute dance moves from video games he plays, such as Roblox or Fortnite, but does not know how to dance on his own. He is far better at grooving to the music
- Alfonso has the most references given to him.
- Alfonso has killed Krysten every time they meet. So far, he's killed Krysten 4 times.
- Alfonso has the power of defying gravity (flying) in many episodes.
- The number zero represents Alfonso throughout the series, which shows the lack of rank among the Evil Exes who have numbers representing them too:
- He sometimes wears a Zero t-shirt from the Smashing Pumpkins album of the same name.
- Alfonso's X-Men patch on his hoodie is an X with a circle (or 0) around it.
- His favorite drink is Coca-Cola and Coke Zero.
- When Gideon starts glitching, he starts criticizing Alfonso, telling him that he's zero and nothing.
- He is an example of a classic trope called "From Zero to Hero".
- He is very kind where he cares so much about the people he loves. But this side's only seen in 8 cases:
- Alfonso tries to get Johnny a girlfriend.
- When Kitty Amazing kills people in the city, Alfonso ends the cat's reign of terror by placing the cat in front of a mirror, which causes the cat to turn to stone.
- he was jealous of Jason (Trollzor) because he "took" his friend Johnny. He pays Rafaeluscus to break Jason's heart to show to Johnny that he's an asshole and Alfonso and Johnny became friends again (Alfonso punches Johnny in the face as a gesture of forgiveness).
- he helps GlysomeGro find his Goggles(but only because he was promised a reward).
- He (as Batman) and Johnny (as Jloser) defeat Earl Gray and restore the colors of all of the people (including GlysomeGro) who got their color drained by Earl Grey's bombs.
- He admits that he was Sonic Guy from Ms. Purple.
- Alfonso (in Johnny's body) tries to help Johnny get a job by pooping in his pants and making such dimwitted comments that the interviewer is prompted to ask if he is stupid.
- Alfonso revealed that he lost his virginity to a tree.
- Alfonso's voice has been Auto-Tuned 5 times in the series, "A Bee or Something", "Bath Rhymes", "Clip: Bath Rhymes","Camp Anarchy" and "Losing Streakers".
- Alfonso owe Johnny $11,271.33 dollars. If not paid, 1 dollar equals 1 punch (as seen in Camp Anarchy).
- Alfonso is fluent in Spanish (sort of).
- Alfonso hates to clean, paying rent, and Barney the Dinosaur (which he murdered him several times when he found him annoying).
- Alfonso's bass is a Rickenbacker 4001C64 and is actually owned by Rafaeluscus,
- He appears to be liking strange stuff like finding weird things on his browser history, which he immediately deletes all of it whenever his friends find moan noises coming from his room.
- He is shown to be having sex with girls really quickly. For example, in the beginning of the episode, he had sex with 4 girls in only 4 seconds.
- Alfonso has apparently masturbated to Animal Planet, though he claims he only did it one time, implied to be elephants.
- Alfonso as Batman, we see that he owns a giant floating ship, which he used mostly to see boobs.
- In the same episode, Alfonso states that what he loves about 4th of July isn't the fact that America defeated Great Britain for their independence, but rather the barbecue.
- Alfonso prefers to eat tiny cell phones instead of sushi.
- Alfonso, Johnny, Pio, Peel are based on like Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord from Eddsworld.
- Alfonso was originally inspired by Blue, where he is pessimistic and deadpan, and Johnny was originally inspired by Red, where he is reckless and crazier from Dick Figures. But was later changed where Alfonso is based on like Red and Johnny is based on like Blue.